Twilight New Moon is much better

I'm not going to pretend I'll see Twilight sequel New Moon this weekend, but now I've seen this trailer mash-up, I don't even feel I need to.

Even thought Twilight is probably the biggest, fattest, saddest target right now, I don't give a single emo-powered tear falling down my pale, sparkly cheek. It looks utterly ridiculous to anyone who doesn't own a vagina and who isn't under 8. I happen to fall under both categories.

Anyway, our official, bi-partisan review will be on the site later this weekend, but until then, amuse yourself with this trailer mash-up, feature several dozen vampires ten times cooler than Edward the Vegetarian.