Weekend At Bernie's remake will literally flog a dead corpse

Hurry up and climb that mountain or kiss that girl you like, because the world is about to end - right after the release of the remake of Weekend At Bernie's. Because only a cruel, vengeful God would allow such a thing.

This is the world we live in right now. A world where the idea of remaking Weekend At Bernie's is not laughed out of the room, but considered to be a genius stroke of business. Don't get too ahead of yourself, mind: this will only start production after the planned remake of Mannequin. You nail the door shut, I'll start filling up the bath-tub.

The instant the douchebags at Gladdin Entertainment high-fived each other after this deal, humanity was doomed. Why not just release canisters of Sarin in cinemas worldwide? It'd be far less painful.

There's no talent officially involved in the project yet, but we'd wager that there'll be a similar amount of talent even once a cast and crew are hired. If there's a new and exciting way to have a corpse repeatedly hit in the nuts, then I'll doff my cap to whichever visionary finds it. But for now, consider this officially The Worst Idea In The History Of Anything, Ever™.