What is up with all the crappy animal movie posters?

At first I thought it was my imagination, but as the weeks passed and the evidence mounted, my suspicions were confirmed: the quality of movie posters featuring animals is deterioriating at an alarming rate.

We're not just talking about bad posters here - these are dangerous posters; misleading children that animals are capable of feats well beyond their furry means, and it'll only result in the untimely end of a beloved gerbil. Can the WWF stop this? Do the RSPCA have jurisdiction on the internet? Somebody call someone please! Or don't, whatever.

If you do decide to pose with your pet pooch at improbable angles on top of a skyscraper, for God's sake please remember to take a lead with you.


"My dog has no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"It also has no torso, a sense of smell is the least of its concerns."


From the way Sean Astin is leaning, I'd wager that The Architect from Inception has been moonlighting as a racecourse designer...


A dog that can literally shit money is what passes for entertainment in Canada, apparently. Well my neighbour's Alsatian didn't find it so funny when it ate a jar of 5p coins. It died.


In reality the cat would be scratching Scully's face off to get away from the flames.


This is just plain irresponsible. One sharp turn and it'll look like they got telefragged by Seabiscuit.


Fuck off!