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Where's MY bloody Oscar, asks Todd Carty

Ed Williamson

3rd March 2014

In a statement via his press officer earlier today, Todd Carty demanded to know why, when you're basically guaranteed an Oscar for playing anyone with AIDS, he never got one for playing Mark Fowler in Eastenders. A spokesman for Matthew McConaughey responded, surprisingly quickly, that Mark Fowler "only ever had HIV", which from an acting perspective was "a completely different kettle of fish". In response, a Carty representative said:

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Yeah, fair enough.
McConaughey is said to have liked it when Mark tricked Nick Cotton into falling off the viaduct.

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