Will Smith is kind of an asshat

Commoners stumbled on to the set of Men In Black 3 and photographed Will Smith's gigantic trailer. It has a veranda.

As we all know, Will Smith is the acceptable face of the modern black man - he's educated, humble, funny, strong, family-orientated, career-minded, ruthless, incredibly wealthy, and as it turns out, kind of a douchebag. I'm not saying he's a douchebag for having a giant, $9,000 a week, 30-man trailer on a movie set, but... ummm... well, I guess I kind of am saying that.

Seriously. It looks like the fucking train in Inception.

Fact attack! According to The New York Post, 'The Heat' contains a lounge, a 'movie room' (complete with 100-inch screen), marble flooring, an all-granite bathroom, an upstairs, a bar, an office for 30 members of staff, a full-service kitchen and a giant mirror which Smith stands in front of for hours, saying "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Here's a selection of genuine reactions from the neighbourhood in New York where Smith set up his one-man douche roadshow trailer park.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.