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Will Smith is kind of an asshat

Will Smith is kind of an asshat
Commoners stumbled on to the set of Men In Black 3 and photographed Will Smith's gigantic trailer. It has a veranda.
As we all know, Will Smith is the acceptable face of the modern black man - he's educated, humble, funny, strong, family-orientated, career-minded, ruthless, incredibly wealthy, and as it turns out, kind of a douchebag. I'm not saying he's a douchebag for having a giant, $9,000 a week, 30-man trailer on a movie set, but... ummm... well, I guess I kind of am saying that.

Seriously. It looks like the fucking train in Inception.

Also, he nicknamed it The Heat. Rejected nickname: The Awww Hell Naw.


Fact attack! According to The New York Post, 'The Heat' contains a lounge, a 'movie room' (complete with 100-inch screen), marble flooring, an all-granite bathroom, an upstairs, a bar, an office for 30 members of staff, a full-service kitchen and a giant mirror which Smith stands in front of for hours, saying "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Here's a selection of genuine reactions from the neighbourhood in New York where Smith set up his one-man douche roadshow trailer park.

"Its ridiculous! I've lived here 26 years, and I've never seen anything this size!"
"The smell that comes along with it is disgusting!"
"Everything about him is excessive!"
"It looks bigger than my apartment!"


Sorry, I couldn't help myself.



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Rummaz
Posted by Rummaz at 19:11 on 16/05/11
100 inch? Daaaaymn!
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