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Yes, another Jurassic Park post
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Ali
26th August 2011
Jurassic Park is receiving a limited cinematic re-release and th-SHUT UP EVERYONE, I'M TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS AGAIN.
Cunning. Despite its re-release on the same day as Ryan Gosling's dreamboat double bill of Drive and Crazy Stupid Love, I'll be there on opening night, cheering on the dinosaurs as those stupid fleshbags dick about needlessy with their DNA. Here's the official trailer.
If that didn't pop a boner the size of a fossilised Iguanadon thigh, don't forget the Blu-ray release of the Jurassic Park trilogy on October 24th. Shit's about to get HD, yo. Hold onto your butts etc.
Incidentally, if you want to read more of my ravings about Jurassic Park (and who doesn't, amiright?) then pick up the new issue of DVD & Blu-ray Review magazine (the one with X-Men on the cover) and you'll find my write-up on the making of a classic inside. Sadly, it appears the mag is not long for this world, so why not buy all the copies available and make this weird old dinosaur lover a happy man.
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