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Reviewing Star Trek Into Darkness with gifs

Posted by Matt at 12:00 on 07 May 2013
Reviewing Star Trek Into Darkness with gifs
So you may have seen our official, in-depth Star Trek Into Darkness review posted a few days ago. But what’s that you say? Tl; dr? Right, so what would you prefer? A quick, short review cut down into bite-size chunks and, I don’t know, accompanied by funny moving pictures? (*sigh*) Make it so...

Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

Posted by Matt at 19:00 on 04 May 2013
Star Trek Into Darkness
Right from the very first scene, which sees Kirk and Bones sprinting through bright red flora to escape from a primitive alien tribe, Star Trek Into Darkness proves to be a film of relentless adventure. It’s non-stop action through and through, and, once this opening chase sets the pace, the film seems to always be constantly accelerating. As such, the film spends all of its time going somewhere; and it goes quickly, it goes loudly and it goes spectacularly. The only problem is that it never seems to live up to the franchise’s original mission statement and go boldly.

New picture from Star Trek Into Darkness ruins entire film, probably

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 12 Dec 2012
New picture from Star Trek Into Darkness ruins entire film, probably
Spoiler alert! Well, it's not actually a spoiler, because we don't know the plot of Star Trek Into Darkness yet. But if it shows what we think it shows, then yeah, the movie's spoiled. Already.

Review: People Like Us

Posted by Ed at 07:00 on 09 Nov 2012
People Like Us
It's fair to say Disney's been getting a little edgier in the films it distributes in recent years. But here's a new one on me: People Like Us, a likeable enough cookie-cutter 'douchey guy learns to be less douchey' flick, is at its core a film about incest. You heard.

First pics of Kenneth Branagh in Jack Ryan look just like Kenneth Branagh

Posted by Ali at 14:00 on 13 Sep 2012
First pics of Kenneth Branagh in Jack Ryan look just like Kenneth Branagh
An ace photographer has managed to capture some fascinating shots on the set of forthcoming thriller Jack Ryan, which reveal that Kenneth Branagh's villain looks just like Kenneth Branagh normally does.

Win Unstoppable on DVD by doing not very much at all

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 21 Mar 2011
Win Unstoppable on DVD by doing not very much at all
Three ways to enter and win Unstoppable on DVD, a movie that's about a runaway train that's never comin' back - wrong way down a one-way track. Yet again, Soul Asylum prove to be eerily prescient.

Review: Unstoppable

Posted by Matt at 16:23 on 23 Nov 2010
Unstoppable
If new juggernaut Train A leaves the yard on full throttle carrying explosive chemicals, and tough old Train B leaves from the opposite end of the track carrying Malcolm X and Captain Kirk, how long before we start to take any of this seriously? This is the question posed by Tony Scott's Trainstopping, and the answer is: we can't. It's all just too damn silly.

JJ Abrams opts to leave Khan on Seti Alpha V for Star Trek 2

Posted by Chris at 11:13 on 26 Oct 2010
JJ Abrams opts to leave Khan on Seti Alpha V for Star Trek 2
And yes, I already know how nerdy the title of this article is, thank you very much.

Trailer: Tony Scott's Unstoppable

Posted by Ali at 20:51 on 08 Aug 2010
Trailer: Tony Scott's Unstoppable
Destined to be known as The Train That Wouldn't Slow Down.

Chris Pine to be the new Jack Ryan?

Posted by Matt at 21:50 on 14 Oct 2009
Chris Pine to be the new Jack Ryan?
Worlds collide and the sky collapses, as Captain Kirk becomes Indiana Jones! Well, the new Star Trek's Kirk, Chris Pine, is rumoured to be taking on the Jack Ryan mantle, the role made famous by Harrison Ford. No, you're right, that's not as exciting as I made it sound.
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