Colin Farrell

Turtle Recall trailer is toadally awesome

Arriving fashionably late for the weekend round-up, here's the full trailer for Total Recall. Is it uncool to suggest that this looks like it could be really good fun? Because... well, that.

Totally the teaser trailer for the Total Recall teaser trailer

Review: Fright Night

We all had a wry chuckle (is there any other kind?) when I mocked Fright Night's draconian embargo policy, but there's nothing funny about Fright Night itself. It's a remake hamstrung by its own total lack of ambition, overshadowed by its own legacy and crippled by needless, awful 3D. Sorry to go for the jugular straight away, but I've been waiting months to get this out of my system. THE INTERNET MUST KNOW MY OPINION.

Review: Horrible Bosses

You've all had that one boss, right? The one who convinced all your colleagues that you were an alcoholic, had coke-fuelled orgies in his office or sexually harassed you to the point of borderline rape? Nah, me either. The worst I've ever had to put up with is being made to process the quarterly spend spreadsheets a week early. Not so much 'horrible' as 'insensitive to my existing workload'.

Finally, my Fright Night reactions!

After a long, long wait, the embargo for my 'reactions' on horror remake Fright Night has finally been lifted. I'll share my thoughts exclusively, after the jump.

I see what you did there, Fright Night

Four new Fright Night character posters have debuted online, complete with diagonals, blood spatters (they're the new sparks, don't you know) and shit vampire puns. Well played, sirs. (*narrows eyes*)

Colin Farrell week continues with Fright Night trailer

Earlier this week he was bald and fat, now he's a vampire - that Farrell is just so waffly versatile!

Horrible Bosses, horrible trailer

LOL its funny because hes bald / shes sukin off a banana / hes kevin spacek. LEGEND!!

Colin Farrell will suck blood in Fright Night remake

That lovable Irish bastard will drink anything.

Review: Crazy Heart

"I used to be somebody, now I am somebody else" sings Bad Blake, Jeff Bridges' veteran country singer, through liquor-hardened vocals. He used to be a highly regarded country star, but his crumbling career has turned him into a hard luck story more akin to blues music than country: he's tired, broke, an alcoholic and down on his luck. Blake's star has dimmed to a status that his agent can only use to illuminate such small-time venues as bowling alleys, where he reluctantly plays to a handful of loyal fans.