Henry Cavill

Review: Immortals

To look at it, you might think Immortals has no idea how ridiculous it is – characters with glistening muscles and mountainous pectorals swing around their hugely phallic swords while wearing gold lamé hotpants, like the most expensive porn parody ever. The problem is, director Tarsem Singh knows exactly how ridiculous it looks, which means not only is it one of the campest movies of the year, but one of the most vain, too. Oddly, though, you can't take your eyes off it – it's like watching the butchest float on the Gay Pride parade crash in super slow-motion HD.

Anything Dean Cain do I can do better... yes, that works...

New Man Of Steel spy pics reveal surprise franchise crossover, other stuff.

The Superman Project

You may or may not have seen the first official image of Henry Cavill as Superman from The Man Of Steel this week. Here it is. I won't be looking at it, or anything-else Superman-related for that matter, until its release in 2013, as part of a self-enforced Kryptonian diet – an experiment to experience a blockbuster knowing as little about it as possible.

LOOK AT NEW SUPERMAN!! LOOK AT HIM!!!1!

I'm sorry, are you ok? Sometimes I shout when I get excited. You don't have to look at him really, but it would be nice if you did.

Meet your new Superman

Krypton has a new favourite son and Henry Cavill aka The Unluckiest Man In Hollywood has finally caught a break.