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If the new Star Trek poster was as subtle as the new Star Trek trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st March 2013
They should have called this movie Star Tits Into Bra-rkness. Am I right or am I right? (Actual poster at IMP).
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Ten potential roles for Simon Pegg in Star Wars Episode VII
Movie Feature | Neil | 4th February 2013
Now that J-Jabs is confirmed as director of Star Wars: Episode VII, it seems like a mere formality that at some point his lucky charm from Mission: Impossible III and the Star Treks, Simon Pegg, will be cast in the film. No doubt Jabrams is wondering right now what part Pegg could possibly play. Well, WONDER NO MORE, JABRAMOVITCH!
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50 other Daily Bullshit Star Wars Rumours that might come true
Movie Feature | Matt | 26th January 2013
Here's proof that we got the exclusive on the news that JJ Abrams is directing the new Star Wars film. We’ve also got the exclusive on any of these other Episode VII titbits if they turn out to be true. This is how exclusives work, right? Guesswork?
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Person of Interest: Reese survived shooting, is now weird stalker
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 20th January 2013
Delighted to report that Person of Interest season one resumes on Channel 5 next Sunday. Though to be honest, I didn't foresee a story arc in which Reese recovers from his shooting by spying on women from his window. -
Person of Interest: season one – first half
TV Review | Ed Williamson | 6th November 2012
Here's a show that's been on for weeks and we haven't mentioned. Now it's off again till January. Ideal time for a review, I'd have thought. PRs take note: send me a DVD and I'll review it some time around it hitting the shelves in Oxfam.
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Alcatraz - season one, episode 1
TV Review | Kirsty Harrison | 13th March 2012
What were your favourite two things about Lost? It was Hurley and the mysterious island, right? Well check your lottery numbers baby, because your luck is right in.
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Play hide and seek with the new poster for Alcatraz
TV Feature | Matt Looker | 5th January 2012
...8...9...10! Ready or not, here come Sam Neill, some woman and the fat one from Lost!
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Alcatraz fans will probably be called Alca-holics
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 30th November 2011
I'd imagine so, anyway. You know, like how big fans of Peter Dinklage call themselves Peter-philes? No, they definitely do. They set up their own website and everything. Hang on, I'll look it up now. See look, here it is, and it's ... oh. Oh my.
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DVD weekly: doctors, pseudo-scientists and capey capers
TV Feature | Ed Williamson, Matt Looker | 26th September 2011
Must say, watching all these DVDs really cuts into my watching of regular scheduled programming. I probably need another TV to put in the kitchen. Wall-mounted on a bracket, like in a Chinese restaurant. Ooh, and I could also be a front for the Triads. Wait - scratch that.
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Super 8
Movie Review | Ali | 31st July 2011
Master of mystery JJ Abrams (*swishes cape, puff of smoke*) kept his cards close to his chest in the run up to release of Super 8. Was it a Cloverfield sequel? Was it somehow connected to Lost? What was the meaning of all of the clues scattered throughout the enigmatic teaser trailer? Could JJ's nose be pushed any further into Steven Spielberg's rectum? But the most important question of all could only really be answered after viewing it: why should we give a damn about yet another alien invasion movie?
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