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New PTA trailer sparks Master debate

Posted by Ali at 17:19 on 21 May 2012
New PTA trailer sparks Master debate
Nice try Bond, but today's most exciting trailer is the teaser for Paul Thomas Anderson's Scientology parable The Master, complete with creepy Joaquin Phoenix smile and clanky Jonny Greenwood score.

Poster for the best film of 2013

Posted by Ali at 22:30 on 18 May 2011
Poster for the best film of 2013
It's blurry. It's unofficial. It's untitled. It's not even in production yet. Seriously though, just trust me on this one.

Review: I'm Still Here

Posted by Ali at 23:35 on 19 Sep 2010
I'm Still Here
Reviewing I'm Still Here isn't easy. Neither is watching it. A few weeks ago, I was convinced it was all a set-up, because the situations within are far too contrived to be caught on camera, despite the on and off-screen protestations that, yes, you really are seeing Joaquin Phoenix having a meltdown. The Oscar-nominated actor had apparently ballooned in weight, grown a hobo-chic beard, ditched acting for rapping and had become a full-time, drugged-up asshole. OMG etc.

I'm Still Here trailer - Joaquin Phoenix really is crazy

Posted by Matt at 18:47 on 18 Aug 2010
I'm Still Here trailer - Joaquin Phoenix really is crazy
Casey Affleck's documentary about Joaquin Phoenix's decision to quit acting and become a hip-hop rapper is on its way. So is he a) entirely deluded and on the brink of a nervous breakdown, or b) orchestrator of an elaborate hoax?

The Incredible Joaq? Phoenix allegedly in Hulk talks

Posted by Ali at 22:27 on 12 Jul 2010
The Incredible Joaq? Phoenix allegedly in Hulk talks
Unrelated side-note: Joaquin Phoenix's birth name is Joaquin Bottom. I promise you I am not making this up.

Review: Two Lovers

Posted by Anna at 13:39 on 05 Apr 2009
Two Lovers
Please please let the dark glasses Joaquin Phoenix has been wearing lately conceal a playful glint in his eye as he takes the world for a merry ride. The announcement that he intends to quit acting, followed by his bizarre appearance on Letterman and his disastrous "hip-hop" gigs, are either the result of a spectacular topple of...

Review: Walk The Line

Posted by Ali at 14:12 on 02 Mar 2006
There's a certain macabre quality to how quickly society latches onto dead rock stars and posthumously elevates them to the status of Gods. Johnny Cash is one such case: largely ignored by an apathetic general public and often snubbed by the industry he helped to shape, it was only once he passed in 2003 that his albums sales r...
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