Malcolm Mcdowell

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  • Jesus tricked Malcolm McDowell into making a bad film

    Movie Trailer | Luke | 16th August 2011

    Religious courtroom drama sounds like a satire, probably isn't; looks like a pile of crap, probably is.

  • You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - Figures in a Landscape (1970)

    Movie Feature | Daniel | 19th November 2010

    Here at Shiznit Towers, we like to occasionally remind you that we're all here for our mutual love of film rather than our mutual hatred for Danny Dyer, so You Ain't Seen Me, Right? is here to educate, stimulate and masturbate your passion for cinema by introducing you to an otherwise little-known film.

  • Halloween II

    Movie Review | Ali | 11th October 2009

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Sliced, diced and buried. Friday The 13th? Unlucky for all. A Nightmare On Elm Street? Marked for death. The recent stab of horror remakes have certainly yielded grisly results.

  • Bolt

    Movie Review | Ben | 2nd February 2009

    In recent years, there have been two types of animated movie released by Disney. You have the Pixar movies, loved by all and heralded as works of genius; think WALL-E, Finding Nemo and Toy Story. Then, on the other hand, you have the rest of the crap. Think that's unfair? I give you The Wild and Chicken Little. Bolt, coming from...

  • Halloween

    Movie Review | Ali | 14th October 2007

    "I got a call from my agent and they asked me if I wanted to be involved in the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I said no fucking way! I feel it's the worst thing any filmmaker can do. Those movies are perfect - you're only going to make yourself look like an asshole by remaking them." Rob Zombie, 2002 Man......