Robert Pattinson

Cosmopolis trailer in excuse to type Robert Pattinson naked sex film

A cheap trick, sure - but you'd do it too if you saw the traffic we get from perverts searching for sexy pictures of actresses topless.

Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

So is this still about vampires, or...?

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

Review: Remember Me

Yes, I do remember you. You're that pale mopey kid in those necrophilia movies right? Yeah that's right, I thought so. Trying to venture out of the fantasy genre and into a role that might actually require some acting? Well good luck man, I'm sure that loyal fan base of yours will follow you anywhere.

Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.

Twilight Eclipse just got better

Just because it's easy to mock Twilight, doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.