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Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever

Posted by Ali at 09:30 on 25 Oct 2012
Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever
I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.

Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 10 Oct 2012
Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project
Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.

Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind

Posted by Ali, Luke, Matt at 16:30 on 03 Oct 2012
Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind
Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?

The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

Posted by Ali, Luke at 07:30 on 27 Jun 2012
The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2
To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.

Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 25 May 2012
Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring
Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.

Cosmopolis trailer in excuse to type Robert Pattinson naked sex film

Posted by Luke at 23:43 on 22 Mar 2012
Cosmopolis trailer in excuse to type Robert Pattinson naked sex film
A cheap trick, sure - but you'd do it too if you saw the traffic we get from perverts searching for sexy pictures of actresses topless.

Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

Posted by Ali at 10:15 on 19 Aug 2011
Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome
After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

So is this still about vampires, or...?

Posted by Ali at 21:10 on 05 Jun 2011
So is this still about vampires, or...?
The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Posted by Ali at 22:51 on 02 May 2011
I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better
Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.
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