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Cosmopolis trailer in excuse to type Robert Pattinson naked sex film

Movie Trailer | Luke | 22nd March 2012

A cheap trick, sure - but you'd do it too if you saw the traffic we get from perverts searching for sexy pictures of actresses topless.

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Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

Movie Feature | Ali | 19th August 2011

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

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So is this still about vampires, or...?

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th June 2011

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

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I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Movie News | Ali | 2nd May 2011

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

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First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Movie News | Ali | 27th November 2010

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Movie News | Ali | 16th June 2010

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

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New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Movie Trailer | Ali | 25th April 2010

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

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Remember Me

Movie Review | Zach | 8th April 2010

Yes, I do remember you. You're that pale mopey kid in those necrophilia movies right? Yeah that's right, I thought so. Trying to venture out of the fantasy genre and into a role that might actually require some acting? Well good luck man, I'm sure that loyal fan base of yours will follow you anywhere.

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Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Movie News | Ali | 24th March 2010

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.

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Twilight Eclipse just got better

Movie News | Ali | 16th March 2010

Just because it's easy to mock Twilight, doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

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