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First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

Review: Remember Me

Yes, I do remember you. You're that pale mopey kid in those necrophilia movies right? Yeah that's right, I thought so. Trying to venture out of the fantasy genre and into a role that might actually require some acting? Well good luck man, I'm sure that loyal fan base of yours will follow you anywhere.

Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.

Twilight Eclipse just got better

Just because it's easy to mock Twilight, doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds

"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.

Twilight: Eclipse's ten-second trailer

Long enough.

Review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Let's forget for a moment that the Twilight Saga is a virus rapidly infiltrating every facet of our society and instead ask: can a global phenomenon currently smashing box-office records still warrant a negative review? The answer is yes. Yes, it can.

Review: Twilight

A cynic may read Twilight as a piece of conservative, middle-American propaganda worthy of Joseph Goebbels. It's a shot of abstinence into the pulsating veins of every randy teenager that crosses the cinema threshold. There are the Freudian implications about the exchange of bodily fluids for a start. Twilight practically scream...