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Everything is fine now: Stephen Sommers back for GI Joe 2
Movie News | Ali | 4th August 2010
Relax, everyone. As you were. News just came in over the wire that GI Joe 2 is in good hands. Woo! Good work, everybody! Great job tonight! Go home to your families and make love to your significant others!
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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Movie Review | Matt | 26th July 2009
So here we have the next in line for the Hasbro toy-to-movie treatment, following on from the Transformers films and then probably exhausting all other brands until we get a live-action trilogy of My Little Pony Vs Hungry Hungry Hippos. Like the Transformers movies, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is pitched as a fun, action-packed,...
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Van Helsing
Movie Review | Ali | 14th September 2004
As far as tantalising taglines go, 'The new movie from the director of "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns"' must go down in history as one of the worst. Having already defecated on one classic horror franchise, Stephen Sommers is now attempting to breathe life into three, and all in the one picture. It's cer...
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