Steven Spielberg

Indiana Jones 5 And The Continued Rape Of Childhood Dreams

Unsubstantiated rumour ahoy! There's news from a distant land that the plot for the forthcoming Indiana Jones 5 will involve oh God who even cares any more it's all so depressing.

Apparently Shia LaBeouf just plain hates himself

First he said Transformers 2 was a waste of space, and now Shia LaBeouf has swung the axe at Indiana Jones 4. It'd be easier to like him if he wasn't starring in all the movies he's moaning about.

Why the long face? Spielberg's new movie: war as seen by a horse

After he's done with TinTin, Steven Spielberg will direct War Horse: a World War I story set from the point of view of, um, a horse. Seriously. Wanted: a Saving Private Ryan pun, but with horses.

Tintin effects will take 2 years to finish

Steven Spielberg has finished shooting his mo-cap take on Belgian boy wonder Tintin, but the 3D special effects will take two years to finish. Over to you, obese computer animators! Get these guys some Doritos, stat!

Spielberg! Crichton! Pirates! Y'arrr!

Steven Spielberg is thought to be interested in bringing one of Michael Crichton's unfinished books to the big screen. Here's the hook: it's about pirates. Throw in some dinosaurs and you got a film goin'!

Spielberg involved with Halo movie?

Peter Jackson ditched his take on the Halo movie after realising he didn't have enough Microsoft points to raise the budget. Fledgling director Neill Blomkamp picked himself up, dusted himself off and went and made District 9 instead. But is Steven Spielberg about to give the Master Chief mouth-to-mouth?

Review: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

16 July, 1999. The queue for the cinema spills out into the car park. Crowds jostle with energy and a sense of adventure. The screen is packed to capacity, a quick glance revealing the audience to be a cross-section of both males and females, young and old. The lights go down to giggles at first and finally, respectfully, an awe...

Review: War Of The Worlds

I was fully prepared for invasion. Over the last few nights, the sky outside my bedroom window has been lit up by otherworldly forces, raining down thunder and lightning like the Armageddon is just around the corner. Not only that, but the alien entity known as ‘Tom Cruise’ has begun his slow and steady assault on my televisio...

Review: THE TERMINAL

Airports are pretty shitty places. All of the food tastes like it was baked in a Fisher Price oven, everyone seems to have skin a worrying shade of Fanta orange and when you’re not being ferried through little roped off pathways and herded like cattle into big metal buses, you’re being eyed suspiciously and being made to feel l...