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Films on TV round-up: robots, vampires and WAR

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 29th May 2011

By astonishing coincidence, the key themes of this week's three featured films are exactly those of the script I've been trying to get Hollywood interested in: 'Last Cyborg Out of Saigon: The Bloodsuckening'. Spent three days shopping it round Cannes but there wasn't much take-up, if I'm honest. I mean, I'm not saying it's Citizen Kane or anything but you'd think I'd at least get a call-back off Michael Bay, right?

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Toy Story 3

Movie Review | Kirsty | 15th July 2010

On behalf of my other reviewers, I'd like to ask Pixar to give us a break. I mean, come on, it's not exactly easy to review a Pixar movie these days. Okay, it's easy, but it requires a vocabulary far beyond the norm. How many ways are there to say something is excellent? Hey gang, let's find out together.

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Toy Story 3 movie trailer! Yay!

Movie Trailer | Ali | 11th February 2010

Disney Pixar have released the full trailer for Toy Story 3. Whip out the man hankies, it's blubberin' time.

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Angels & Demons

Movie Review | Ali | 6th May 2009

Tom Hanks adopts his serious face: "I need to get to a library... fast!" Never has one line damned a film so completely. The book might have sold 83 billion copies, but The Da Vinci Code movie was turgid, self-important and - oddly, for a movie about the lineage of Jesus Christ - terminally dull. I'm happy to report, t...

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The Da Vinci Code

Movie Review | Ali | 11th July 2006

Try as I might, I just can't avoid this bloody thing. Tom Hanks leers at me from bus stops, Audrey Tautou pouts at me from magazines and Jean Reno gives me French attitude from tube adverts - even the tap-dancing hobo on the Piccadilly Line is tying in his religious mumbo-jumbo with the impending release of Dan Brown's biblical...

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The Terminal

Movie Review | Ali | 12th September 2004

Airports are pretty shitty places. All of the food tastes like it was baked in a Fisher Price oven, everyone seems to have skin a worrying shade of Fanta orange and when you're not being ferried through little roped off pathways and herded like cattle into big metal buses, you're being eyed suspiciously and being made to feel l...

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