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There's someone missing in the first Guardians Of The Galaxy image

Movie News | Ali Gray | 1st January 2014

Disney have released the first official image from their forthcoming Marvel intergalactic adventure, Guardians Of The Galaxy. We can't help but feel there's someone quite important missing, especially given the obvious Usual Suspects homage. Thankfully it was my New Year's Resolution to do more rubbish Photoshopping, so I made amends. Send the cheque to the usual address, Disney.

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Riddick

Movie Review | Ali | 1st September 2013

I love Vin Diesel. I love his voice, I love his face, I love the shape of his big baldy head and - to a lesser extent, admittedly - I love his films. He seems like a genuinely nice guy, so when he announced he re-mortgaged his house in order to get Riddick funded, I believed him. If any other Hollywood big shot claimed they'd put their house on the line to resurrect one of their fallen franchises it'd seem like a desperate career move, but Diesel has a Fast & Furious fallback; he didn't need Riddick to happen, he just felt the character still had life left in him. And he was right.

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Totes Riddick

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th August 2013

Sorry, but this sort of joke is totally my bag, baby.

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5 things you may have missed on the shiny new Riddick poster

Movie Feature | Luke | 6th July 2013

Yes! It's the return of our '5 things on a poster' feature! No, it's not a slow day and we needed an easy post, how very dare you! Maybe some people haven't heard about the new Riddick film and need to be brought up to speed in a list fashion.

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Trailer breakdown: you mess with Riddick, you lose

Movie Trailer | Luke | 16th May 2013

Geddit? 'Riddick you lose', ridicul- ah what's the point. Here are a dozen and a bit sarcastic comments below some stills from the first trailer for the new Riddick film, Riddick, which stars Vin Diesel as Richard B. Riddick. I literally just found out that's his full name.

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Fast & Furious 6

Movie Review | Ali | 13th May 2013

If you've never seen a Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker play two alpha males who wish they could have energetic bum sex with one another, but have to settle for driving around big shiny penis extensions instead. Over five homoerotic odysseys, they've recruited various friends from around the world into their gang, all of whom perform one specific function, whether it be 'tech', 'comic relief' or 'looking hot'. In Fast & Furious 6, they team up with chief Fast Five antagonist Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to hunt down Luke 'The Crow' Evans, an evil man who needs a computer chip to do evil things and who doesn't care how many cars he has to flip over to get it. There, you're up to speed – and that speed just happens to be TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.

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Well someone's in a strop with Mr Photographer, aren't they?

Movie Feature | Ali | 12th April 2013

Jeez guys, the least you could do is look at the camera while having your poster taken. Sung Kang? More like Sulk-King! #LOL (Large pic here)

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Trailer breakdown: Fast & Furious 6 is Mission: In-Freakin'-Sanity

Movie Trailer | Ali | 6th February 2013

Liked the Super Bowl trailer for Fast & Furious 6? Take a frame-by-frame look at the highlights of the movie that Michael Haneke only wishes he was directing. DIESEL POWER!

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Exclusive: Vin Diesel reveals new Chronicles Of Riddick concept art

Movie News | Ben | 7th September 2011

While Vin Diesel has been flashing the official concept art for the latest installment of The Chronicles of Riddick to anyone who can't avert their eyes quick enough, he only shared his own personal concept art with us. See for yourself after the jump.

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Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist

Movie Review | Rob | 21st April 2011

Fast Five? Fast & Furious 5? 5ast 5ive? Fa5t & Fiveriou5? Whatever the hell you decide to call it, this macho, manly franchise shows no signs of pulling into the slow lane. Grrrr!

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