Even next to Thor, a movie about a space god with a magic hammer, Captain America: The First Avenger was always going to be one of Marvel's trickiest properties to do justice to. Here's what amounts to my review, in musical form.
This review should only be read when accompanied by this music.
Tommy Lee Jones!
Where's he from?
Dark and dingy!
Not a failure!
Am I more excited now for The Avengers than I even thought possible? FUCK YEAH.