Review: #LFF: The Artist
|Starring||Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell, Missi Pyle, Penelope Ann Miller|
|Release||23 NOV (US) TBA (UK)|
Jean Dujardin, who scientists recently proved has the most French-sounding name ever, plays George Valentin, a silent movie star in the mould of Rudolph Valentino who can command audiences with little more than a raise of his eyebrow and a flash of his pearly whites. A chance photo-op with adoring fan Peppy Miller (Bérénice Bejo) propels her into stardom too, but while she aligns herself with talkies – the new sensation that's taking Hollywood by storm, much like 3D isn't today – her ageing matinee idol falls on hard times.
I could spend hours talking about how fantastic The Artist is; how sublime Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo are; how natural their movements and expressions are; how perfect the score is - oh, the score, so expressive and lively and jovial and magical. I could do that, or you could just read the below, and trust me that not a single word is a lie. I'd only end up using them all anyway, so just try to imagine the words I'd use between them and we can all go back to pretending I'm an actual journalist.
Oh, and it also has the cutest dog ever, and it doesn't get kicked in the head or shot or abused or anything. Oh, happy day!