Name: Ali
Job: Founder
Ali created this site back in 2004 after having an idea on the toilet, and once he'd washed his hands he got to work. He writes reviews and features and is the genius who thought setting up a MySpace page for the site would be a good idea. Ali writes for Sky Movies and enjoys writing in the third person.

Name: Luke
Job: Tech Wizard
Luke is a master of all things technological and is responsible for the wooden cogs and pulleys that make the site work. He owns a rabbit called Ralph, a really nice iPod and when he's old, he'll look just like Dungeon Master but with glasses. He also created sister chat site Pocketmonkey.co.uk and spends 23 hours a day online.

Name: Andy
Job: Ranter/Raver
Andy is an angry young man whose hatred for George Lucas is only matched by his fondness for Kevin Costner. He likes writing features about why he hates stuff, punching disabled kids in the brain and playing World of Warcraft. He loves Brian Blessed and has never molested children or "pooned a monkey in the ass".

Name: Chris
Job: Overseas Correspondent
Chris is our man in America, which means he gets to see films first and then drives home in a huge gas-guzzling SUV which is DESTROYING THE PLANET. His appearance is unknown, but he's thought to resemble Sean Connery in Zardoz. He is a Democrat, which is okay with us, because we don't know what politics is.

Name: Mark
Job: Blogger
Mark joined the site through a shared hatred of Richard Curtis. He was born in Birmingham and thanks the Lord every day since he moved to London. In his spare time he enjoys the music, books, writing, internet, films with explosions and spaceships, watching cartoons, alcohol, and ice cream. He also works for a living.

Name: Light
Job: Clever Dick
Light knows about films but he also knows about other things like why the men with beards in the Middle East are fighting. Legend has it he reads books by choice and once watched the news all the way until the weather. Light is also enjoys vigorous online religious debates with people who are wrong.

Name: Rich
Job: Slacker
Rich is the big tall glass of water with the heart of gold. He's forever pointing his Joss Whedon man-boner skywards in the hope of a Firefly resurrection but the Gods aren't listening. Rich's real passion, however, is wrestling and he one day hopes to meet his hero, Terry 'Hulk' Hogan. He also makes interesting lists.