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Piranha 3D teaser trailer needs more Kelly Brook
Movie Trailer | Ali | 26th April 2010
From the franchise that once kinda sorta employed the director of Avatar... using an inferior version of the same 3D technology, and the tagline from Jaws 2... are you ready for Piranha 3D?
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Shyamalan's The Last Airbender to get shitty post-op 3D treatment
Movie News | Ali | 23rd April 2010
As long as filmmakers keep reaching for that extra 3D dollar, we'll keep Photoshopping dumb little 3D glasses on their characters' faces.
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Big Tits Zombie 3D trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 19th April 2010
Yes.
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Step Up 3D trailer: your face is about to get served
Movie Trailer | Ali | 3rd April 2010
Ohhhh snap, beeyatch! Homie just popped yo ass with a double-crank backflip smoothie! Take yo ass back to yo trailer! Look, it's a slow news day, alright?
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Rant: Why 3D movies are a total con
Movie Feature | Ali | 27th March 2010
James Cameron conquered the world with it. Pixar and DreamWorks are enamoured with it. Steven Spielberg has adopted it as his new plaything. The future of cinema, we are told, is three dazzling dimensions. Why, then, does the idea of a whole new crop of 3D blockbusters elicit a big, flat shrug from audiences?
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Roland Emmerich to blow up Asimov's Foundation trilogy in 3D
Movie News | Ali | 12th February 2010
This could be too nerdy - even for you guys - but Roland Emmerich is confirmed to direct sci-fi supremo Isaac Asimov's epic Foundation trilogy, and in 3D to boot. In space, no one can hear you EXTREEEEEEME!
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Oh God, when will it end? 3D Star Wars inevitable, says George Lucas
Movie Feature | Ali | 19th January 2010
Brace yourself for a whole new slew of Star Wars re-releases, complete with a whole new dimension. It's all Avatar's fault, apparently.
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My Bloody Valentine 3D
Movie Review | Ali | 17th January 2009
A few months back, I reviewed a film called Scar 3D. It sucked, not only because it was a terrible movie, but because it was a terrible waste of genuinely exciting technology - 3D specs have been around for yonks, but it's only now that films are being /shot/ in three dimensions. Aside from a cool scene with 3D tits, I argued th...
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Scar 3D
Movie Review | Ali | 10th November 2008
Listen up, proles! 3D cinema is here and it's going to drag your two-dimensional, technologically-inferior arse kicking and screaming into the 21st century whether you like it or not. Films will no longer be confined to a flat screen; a 3D Zac Efron will take every opportunity to grind his package in your face; perverts will fin...
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Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3D
Movie Review | Rob | 20th July 2008
This isn't a direct remake of the classic Jules Verne tale that we all know and love (I for one had a cracking animated version of it on video when I was younger. It was bloody fantastic). Instead, it's a bang up-to-date story of a familiar journey that features mobile phones, PSPs and Google, referencing the original story in d...
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