Arnold Schwarzenegger

Totally the teaser trailer for the Total Recall teaser trailer

My balls just exploded

Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.

The Governator > The Terminator

Let the speculation about Arnold Schwarzenegger's post-political career end here: watch the trailer for his new animated adventure, The Governator. It's like if Captain Planet had an accent and a chequered history.

Every awesome Arnie quote ever

Fulfilling all your Arnold needs in one tidy package.

The 10 greatest post-kill puns

The post-kill pun is the ultimate kiss-off in any cheesy action flick. It defined the entire career of a certain Governator of California and became a cliché so quickly that it has now long been seen as a source of ridicule and parody.

This is probably best demonstrated by Arnie himself in Last Action Hero when, after an ice cream truck explodes causing a cornetto to shoot out and stab a guy in the back of the head, his character Jack Slater says: "I iced that guy... to cone a phrase."