Battleship

I hope you like foreign versions of movie trailers

A Russian trailer for The Avengers and a Japanese TV spot for Battleship. Literally the only thing worth reporting at the moment. No wonder we lost those blog awards earlier this year.

BATTLESHIP TRAILER DESERVES A HEADLINE OF ALL CAPITALS

It's an alien invasion... but in the ocean! Because water is earth's most precious resource or something! Either that or it's an excuse to sell toys. Either way, Liam Neeson's in it. And he's angry.

Liam Neeson to play Battleship with Peter Berg

"Hey, you sunk my career!"

Battleship film to be launched

B5!...miss. D9!...miss. *sigh* E2?...miss. That's right, folks, the exciting world of calling out random alpha-numerical codes is coming to a big screen near you.