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Who looks most bored on the new poster for The Expendables 2?
Movie Feature | Ali | 16th June 2012
It's the most exciting action movie of the year, featuring an ambulance-full of action heroes, eager to show they can still cut it in the modern world. Why, then, do they all look so bloody miserable?
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Let's play Wes Anderson Bingo!
Movie Trailer | Ali | 14th January 2012
The trailer for Wes Anderson's new movie, Moonrise Kingdom, has just been released. Because I literally knew nothing about it, I decided to play a little game of Wes Anderson Bingo.
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A guide to the emotional palette of G.I. Joe 2
Movie Feature | Luke | 15th December 2011
We analyse the trailer and go behind the explosions, to bring you this guide to the many faces you'll be seeing - and maybe even pulling yourself - during the emotional rollercoaster that is G.I. Joe 2.
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G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation trailer will put chest hair on your IQ
Movie Trailer | Luke | 14th December 2011
Shit gets serious in the first trailer for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. AND THEN EXPLOSHUNS!!!1
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My balls just exploded
Movie News | Ali | 19th November 2011
Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.
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Die Hard 5 is sounding GUUHHHHH
Movie News | Ali | 2nd August 2011
Here's what we know about Die Hard 5, including URRRRGH GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING and WHY WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN?
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Loop loop, it's the sound of da police
Movie News | Ali | 13th May 2011
Get your first look at Rian Johnson's time-travel hitman head-fuck Looper, complete with Bruce Willis climaxing while firing a rifle.
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RED
Movie Review | Rob | 25th October 2010
Think back to The A-Team's tagline: "There is no Plan B". Seeing as RED is the fourth movie this year that features a group of highly-skilled heroes who enjoy banter between gunfights, after The A-TeamThe Losers, and The Expendables, it would seem that not only is there is a Plan B, there's a Plan C and a Plan D as well.
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Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2
Movie News | Ali | 30th August 2010
Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.
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John McClane will Die Hard 5: Die Even More Ridiculously Hard
Movie News | Matt | 5th May 2010
Yippee-ki-yay, funky mother! John McClane's plans are about to get ruined for a fifth time - this is why no one invites him round for dinner. Unreliable.
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