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Let Me In trailer: a vampire remake that doesn't suck?

Movie Trailer | Ali | 1st July 2010

The first trailer for the US remake of Let The Right One has emerged online, and ... er, it looks pretty ace, actually. See for yourself.

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Kick-Ass

Movie Review | Ali | 2nd April 2010

It's evil. It's twisted. It revels in the abuse of children. But enough about The Daily Mail. Kick-Ass is finally here, and I'm glad to report it's an absolute pleasure to watch; an orgiastic marriage of superhero action and teen comedy that manages to be exciting, funny and, above all, original. It's a tabloid-worthy clich', but it happens to be true in this case: you have never seen a movie like Kick-Ass.

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Daily Mail reviews "evil" Kick-Ass, provides unintentional comedy gold

Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd April 2010

As if you needed another recommendation to go and see it, The Daily Mail's film reviewer Chris Tookey awarded Kick-Ass one star, labelled it "a crime against cinema" and then went on a mad rant about child porn.

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Chloe

Movie Review | Christopher | 7th March 2010

Chloe opens with a breathy voiceover, red nail varnish, a healthy amount of side-boob and the rolling down of suspenders in an indistinct, soft-focus boudoir. Boom: suddenly I'm a newly pubescent teenager and furtively renting Bruce Willis erotic embarrassment Color Of Night. A film that, even at that tender age of 14 (I developed late), I knew was crap. All I wanted was some porny thrills, not the shattering realisation that it was possible NOT to enjoy a film. This revelation was up right up there with finding out there's no Santa. (Thanks a lot Gremlins... Again, I developed late.)

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Kick-Ass red-band trailer #2

Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st February 2010

This makes it about nine trailers and counting for Matthew Vaughn's superhero odyssey, but we're not complaining: not when they feature scenes of Nicolas Cage wearing make-up.

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International red-band Kick-Ass trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 2nd February 2010

Hell to the yes. Have your ass kicked by the new Kick-Ass red-band trailer. More fighting! More little kids swearing! More Nic Cage! Pleasure overload!

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Kick-Ass red-band trailer: meet Hit-Girl

Movie Trailer | Ali | 23rd December 2009

This naughty new Kick-Ass trailer is so good, I've already forgotten every other movie that's coming out next summer.

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Kick-Ass clip: Nic Cage shoots own kid, has rad moustache

Movie News | Ali | 19th December 2009

The more I see of this movie, the more I'm convinced it'll be the turning point for Nicolas Cage's career. In this clip, watch him gun down his own child in exchange for a hot fudge sundae. I love you, Nicolas.

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Let The Right One In remake cast

Movie News | Ali | 2nd October 2009

Cloverfield director Matt Reeves is moving forward with Let Me In, his remake of Swedish vampire epic Let The Right One In, and has found his young cast - who I guessed without even reading the article.

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(500) Days Of Summer

Movie Review | Ali | 30th August 2009

Ever been in love? Ever had your heart broken? Ever spent over 48 hours in nothing but your dressing gown, surrounded by empty bowls of cereal and tissues and bottles of whisky? Then you'll relate to (500) Days Of Summer.

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