Clash Of The Titans

News, Reviews & Features
  • 11 worst movie lines of 2010

    Movie Feature | Ali | 27th December 2010

    You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

  • Daily shrug: some guy directing Clash Of The Titans 2

    Movie News | Ali | 31st August 2010

    In other news, the world continued to spin on its axis and Justin Bieber went another day without a haircut.

  • The 10 dumbest things about Clash Of The Titans

    Movie Feature | Ali | 12th April 2010

    From the first moment we saw the tagline "Titans! Will! Clash!" it was painfully obvious Clash Of The Titans was going to be gloriously idiotic. And we were not wrong: here we have a blockbuster so stupid, scenes featuring giant scorpions, underwater sea beasts and Sam Worthington somehow aren't the dumbest things in the movie. Because these 10 things are. Beware: thar be spoilers ahead.

  • Clash Of The Titans

    Movie Review | Matt | 5th April 2010

    The original Clash Of The Titans is one of those movies that many people remember fondly from their childhood and usually this is reason enough to swear off any kind of remake. This time, however, all eyes seem to be on how modern-day special effects can improve upon Ray Harryhausen's impressive (but, let's be honest, dated) efforts. Well, come out of retirement, Ray - your stop motion techniques are still preferable to soulless CGI and needless 3D.

  • Rant: Why 3D movies are a total con

    Movie Feature | Ali | 27th March 2010

    James Cameron conquered the world with it. Pixar and DreamWorks are enamoured with it. Steven Spielberg has adopted it as his new plaything. The future of cinema, we are told, is three dazzling dimensions. Why, then, does the idea of a whole new crop of 3D blockbusters elicit a big, flat shrug from audiences?

  • Titans! Will! Clash! In 3D!

    Movie News | Matt | 11th February 2010

    New posters have been released, to make sure everyone is aware that the upcoming titans will be clashing three-dimensionally. It's almost like this 3D thing is catching on...

  • New Clash Of The Titans trailer: God Of War fights Cloverfield

    Movie Trailer | Ali | 13th December 2009

    There's a new trailer for God-bothering action romp Clash Of The Titans, which is looking increasingly like a videogame button-masher crossed with a Gwar video. Dude, if I wasn't typing right now, I'd be throwing up BOTH HORNS! (*mosh*)

  • Clash Of The Titans posters, um, clash

    Movie News | Ali | 10th December 2009

    It's ancient history meets thrash metal, MOTHERFUCKER! Brand new posters for the mythical action epic that won't tidy its bedroom.

  • Clash Of The Titans trailer scores -300

    Movie Trailer | Ali | 11th November 2009

    Louis Leterrier's remake of Clash Of The Titans has a trailer. Giant scorpions! Jumping! Thrash metal! Random bits of scenery! And the worst tagline of any film, ever! By Zeus, it looks like 300, only terrible!