Competition

Win Moneyball on Blu-ray and learn about baseballing

Answer a simple question and you can win a Blu-ray copy of Moneyball, transporting you to the magical world of baseball stats and thin Jonah Hills. AND your copy will come with a free book, meaning you can read about all those things too! TWICE THE FUN.

Win Anonymous on Blu-ray and dance on Shakespeare's grave

Enter and win a copy of Anonymous, Roland Emmerich's bonkers assault on Shakespeare. It's practically the equivalent of farting into your copy of Romeo+Juliet. (The Leonardo DiCaprio one).

Win Warrior on Blu-ray by looking inside this internet page

Here's your chance to win officially the sixth best film of 2011 on spangly Blu-ray: three copies of Warrior are up for grabs. And punches. And crotch-punches. And kicks. And face-kicks.

Win tickets to see Star Wars in IMAX 3D! Plus other Star Wars things!

It's been a while since we've run a competition, isn't it? Go on then, have two tickets for The Phantom Menace in 3D at the ruddy BFI IMAX, plus a poster and a top Star Wars book, too. I'm too kind.

Win a 10-pack comedy DVD/Blu-ray bundle, thanks to 50/50

Another competition? What are the odds! (Significantly better than 50/50).

New weekly Twitter giveaway: Win a movie t-shirt from Nerdoh.co.uk

As if reading about what I'm having for lunch and seeing my threatening tweets to celebrities wasn't reason enough to follow us on Twitter, we've now set up a new weekly competition, in which you can win a free movie-related T-shirt from the fine folks at Nerdoh.co.uk.

Competition: Win The Ward on DVD

Hey stupid, do you want a free DVD? You do? Then enter this competition, idiot! Finally, my new superliminal approach to blogging yields results!

Win racing doc Senna on Blu-ray

We've got 3 copies of racing documentary Senna to give away on Blu-ray, in return for answering an insultingly easy question.

Win/Tickets To/See Face/Off

Attention London-based readers: I've got four tickets to give away for the big-screen showing of Face/Off, as hosted by the Nicolas Cage and John Travolta of the Picturehouse Podcast, Sam and Simon.

Win Attack The Block on Blu-ray/DVD

I was going to do an intro in comedy 'street' patois but I realised I didn't know how and I couldn't be bothered. Let's just say I did and get on with the business of giving away five copies of Attack The Block on double-play Blu-ray/DVD. Do kids still call each other blud? Never mind.