Dinosaurs

I want to go to there

Some mad genius with too much money in America has opened a real-life Jurassic Park (although for 'real-life' read 'animatronic' and for 'Jurassic Park' read 'Not affiliated with Jurassic Park in any way').

Jurassic Park Week: 10 abominable dinosaur movies

Newton's third law of motion states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. But did you know he was talking about motion pictures? Specifically dinosaur movies, and the observation that for every Summer blockbuster there's a lesser-evolved cousin nipping at its heels, crapping on its toes.

Yes, another Jurassic Park post

Jurassic Park is receiving a limited cinematic re-release and th-SHUT UP EVERYONE, I'M TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS AGAIN.

Let's all go to Japan's Jurassic Park-themed sex hotel

Some very odd people in Japan have opened a Jurassic Park-themed sex hotel, in which other odd people can have sex with other, even odder people.

Jurassic Park coming to Blu-ray

Jurassic Park is coming to Blu-ray, which is obviously ABSO-RUDDY-BRILLIANT news. That's about it, really. I'm just excited.

The Land Before Time: where careers go extinct

You all remember The Land Before Time, right? The 1988 Stephen Spielberg/George Lucas-produced, Don Bluth-directed cartoon about talking dinosaurs learning important life lessons, that incited millions of kids to nag their parents into a weekly Pizza Hut pilgrimage just so they could ram their tiny hands inside the ill-fitting plastic puppets... right?

Review: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs

The first Ice Age was one of the first indicators that Pixar had some serious contenders in the animation department. Ice Age: The Meltdown came along soon after and proved that the busybodies at Fox were still a threat with a much improved sequel. Now, the whole gang is back for a third instalment of the animated franchise, tak...