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Sex And The City 2 postOH MY GOD

Posted by Ali at 17:05 on 03 May 2010
Sex And The City 2 postOH MY GOD
Get your first look at the new poster for Sex And The City 2: Dubai Or Not Dubai. Warning: once seen cannot be unseen.

Review: 2012

Posted by Ali at 23:31 on 12 Nov 2009
2012
Take a look at this week's release schedule: the distinctions between the choices couldn't be more clear. If I want to go and see a film, I'll go and see Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon. If I want to go and see a movie, I'll go and see Roland Emmerich's 2012.

2012 to get miniseries sequel, 2013

Posted by Ali at 20:14 on 06 Nov 2009
2012 to get miniseries sequel, 2013
That's right, John. In what could perhaps be considered a major spoiler for a film about the end of the world, 2012 will live on in 2013, a televised miniseries about life after disaster. It's a disafter movie. But on TV.

New 2012 clip will rock your world

Posted by Ali at 15:19 on 04 Oct 2009
New 2012 clip will rock your world
Five minutes of 2012, you say? Right this way for front row seats to the end of the world. Warning: highly ludicrous.

Awesome new 2012 posters

Posted by Ali at 00:14 on 29 Aug 2009
Awesome new 2012 posters
Want to see shit get fucked up on a scale even bigger than Transformers 2? You've come to the right year, my friend.

Review: Watchmen

Posted by Ali at 23:28 on 26 Feb 2009
Watchmen
Dear Alan Moore, Hi. How are you? We hope Northampton is nice this time of year. I mean, obviously it's not, but unlike Zack Snyder, at least we're aware that it isn't in London. In fact, that Snyder fellow is the reason we're writing to you. We're sure you're aware his adaptation of your timeless graphic novel Watchmen is ab...

Review: World Trade Center

Posted by Ali at 23:23 on 04 Oct 2006
World Trade Center
Are we really ready to see a film about the fall of the Twin Towers? Earlier this year we had Paul Greengrass' United 93, which told the 'forgotten' 9/11 story of the hijacked passenger plane forced to crash land in Pennsylvania; the reason no review was written on this site is because this reviewer found it a thoroughly draini...

Review: An Inconvenient Truth

Posted by Ali at 23:42 on 03 Oct 2006
An Inconvenient Truth
Man, is this ever a hard sell: a former Presidential candidate waxes lyrical on the perils of global warming while his Powerpoint presentation plays in the background, complete with stats, graphs and - gasp - pie charts. Given a choice between this and Clerks 2 et al, the majority of moviegoers will no doubt give it a wide bert...

Review: Children Of Men

Posted by Dave at 00:31 on 25 Sep 2006
Children Of Men
Say what you will about Clive Owen, (for example that he's dull, almost completely inanimate, and has the charisma of Steve Davis on Ritalin), but there's no one out there more suited to the role of a disillusioned British bureaucrat. Whilst his King Arthur had all the dynamic leadership skills of the average Tory party candida...

Review: Final Destination 3

Posted by Ali at 13:01 on 02 Mar 2006
Final Destination 3
The horror genre is already one that can be sliced up in a variety of different ways; there's the slasher flick, the splatter and grindhouse exploitation sub-genres, the more cultured 'psychological' thrillers, the recent worrying trend of 12A sanitised horror movies... the list goes on and on as the genre continues to diversify...
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