Dolph Lundgren
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Posted by
Ali at 21:09 on 21 Oct 2011
So, the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie was ridiculous, the Thomas Jane Punisher movie was terrible and the last Punisher movie was directed BY A WOMAN, but this new Punisher TV show is going to be amazing. Seriously. Why are you all looking at me like that?
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 12 Sep 2011
Forget '80s nostalgia: I don't think there was EVER a time when making a live-action He-Man movie was considered a good idea. The kids cartoon - which, let's face it, none of us have watched in decades for fear of discovering just how shoddy and completely balls it actually was - is basically the same dumb story, over and over. The characters are barely even one-dimensional: there's a bowl-cutted himbo with a big sword who's constantly fighting an angry skeleton to save a sorceress dressed like a peacock. Why? Because kids are idiots, that's why. They'll sit open-mouthed and gawp at this stupid shit every Saturday morning, so it stands to reason they'd pay good pocket money to go see the movie, too.
Posted by
Ali at 14:36 on 30 Aug 2010
Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.
Posted by
Ali at 22:09 on 11 Feb 2010
Prepare yourself for the most amazing entertainment experience of all time. I'm not even exaggerating. Stop submissions to YouTube, there's no point in adding more videos to the internet.
Posted by
Matt at 21:24 on 23 Nov 2009
JCVD and Dolph Lundgren are back and flabbier than ever in this straight-to-DVD instalment of the Universal Soldier series. Watch the trailer after the break and marvel at how even Voiceover Guy can't work up enough excitement for the film.