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Review: Fast & Furious 6

Posted by Ali at 23:40 on 13 May 2013
Fast & Furious 6
If you've never seen a Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker play two alpha males who wish they could have energetic bum sex with one another, but have to settle for driving around big shiny penis extensions instead. Over five homoerotic odysseys, they've recruited various friends from around the world into their gang, all of whom perform one specific function, whether it be 'tech', 'comic relief' or 'looking hot'. In Fast & Furious 6, they team up with chief Fast Five antagonist Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to hunt down Luke 'The Crow' Evans, an evil man who needs a computer chip to do evil things and who doesn't care how many cars he has to flip over to get it. There, you're up to speed – and that speed just happens to be TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.

Well someone's in a strop with Mr Photographer, aren't they?

Posted by Ali at 14:00 on 12 Apr 2013
Well someone's in a strop with Mr Photographer, aren't they?
Jeez guys, the least you could do is look at the camera while having your poster taken. Sung Kang? More like Sulk-King! #LOL (Large pic here)

Trailer breakdown: Fast & Furious 6 is Mission: In-Freakin'-Sanity

Posted by Ali at 18:30 on 06 Feb 2013
Trailer breakdown: Fast & Furious 6 is Mission: In-Freakin'-Sanity
Liked the Super Bowl trailer for Fast & Furious 6? Take a frame-by-frame look at the highlights of the movie that Michael Haneke only wishes he was directing. DIESEL POWER!

Christ The Redeemer: 2011's favourite returning character

Posted by Rob at 07:00 on 13 Jun 2011
Christ The Redeemer: 2011's favourite returning character
With several movies this year opting for the warmer climes of Rio De Janeiro, with its skimpy beach-wear, jive-talking animals and steep-ass hills The Rock can get some air off in his jeep, Christ The Redeemer is the latest Hollywood darling.
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