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Top 20 Movie Hitmen

Posted by Rich at 10:23 on 07 Sep 2007
Top 20 Movie Hitmen
There's something about folks who are willing to kill for money that has always fascinated cinema audiences. It could be the remarkable flexibility of morality that these characters display; their willingness to cross a line that most of us couldn't even consider approaching. Or it could be that they're really cool. Hitman is pr...

Review: The Matador

Posted by Ali at 15:48 on 21 Mar 2006
The Matador
What with all the clinical headshots, fatal stabbings and car-bomb murders, sometimes we lose sight of an important message: hitmen are people too. The first Austin Powers movie made us aware of the day-to-day struggle of the average henchman, and now The Matador has come along to cast light on the life of a contract killer. I...

Review: Lucky Number Slevin

Posted by Ali at 00:06 on 09 Mar 2006
Lucky Number Slevin
An awful title can do a lot of damage to a film. I don't care how many awards it won, one of the main reasons I declined to see The Constant Gardener was because I didn't fancy seeing a film about a man who couldn't keep his hands off of his hoes. However, despite its criminally bad monicker, Paul McGuigan's Lucky Number Slevi...

Review: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Posted by Ali at 23:10 on 12 Jun 2005
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
I want to have sex with Angelina Jolie. Sorry folks, that's all I can think about at the moment, I've got Angie on the brain. Those lips... those eyes... the way she casually squeezes the trigger on a Mach-9... Christ... give me three, maybe four minutes and I'll get back to you so we can start this thing. Right, sorry abou...
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