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Five inevitabilities about Indiana Jones 5 you need to understand

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 15th March 2016

Disney and LucasFilm have announced that a fifth Indiana Jones movie starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielberg will be released in July 2019. Prepare yourself for three years of waiting with these five harsh and inescapable truths.

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Harrison Ford wants to kill off Indy

Movie News | Ali | 20th December 2010

A wise man once said, "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage". Sadly, after a recent car crash, the doddery old banger in question seems to be headed for the scrapyard. This and more in today's metaphor corner.

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Indiana Jones 5 And The Continued Rape Of Childhood Dreams

Movie News | Ali | 9th June 2010

Unsubstantiated rumour ahoy! There's news from a distant land that the plot for the forthcoming Indiana Jones 5 will involve oh God who even cares any more it's all so depressing.

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Five inevitabilities about Indiana Jones 5 you need to understand

Harrison Ford wants to kill off Indy

Indiana Jones 5 And The Continued Rape Of Childhood Dreams

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