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Suchet to just do all the fucking Poirots over again

TV News | Ed Williamson | 13th November 2013

Fresh from completing filming on the last Poirot it is physically possible to do because Agatha Christie didn't actually write any more, David Suchet has announced his intention to "just do them all again from the beginning".

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Kingsland Road to have street named after them

TV News | Ed Williamson | 5th November 2013

X Factor boyband evictees Kingsland Road are to be honoured by the London Borough of Hackney, which has announced its plan to name a street after them. "It seems a fitting tribute," a council spokesperson confirmed. "We regret that for safety reasons we are unable to invite them to the unveiling ceremony, however, because the railway bridge where it runs into Shoreditch High Street is quite low, and their hair is so very tall."

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Andre: "My kids? Take 'em or leave 'em, to be honest"

TV News | Ed Williamson | 22nd October 2013

Professional father and crier Peter Andre has exclusively revealed that he's actually not all that bothered about his children.

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The Americans posters are pretty great too

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 21st July 2013

Sorry, it's just I've only just got into it. More posters here.

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Let's take a moment to appreciate The Americans title sequence

TV Video | Ed Williamson | 21st July 2013

Lovely stuff. Shame it's on ITV.

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Giamatti to turn Downton into quirky indie flick

TV News | Ed Williamson | 24th June 2013

Following its casting of Paul Giamatti, Downton Abbey is to become one of those endearingly quirky indie comedy-dramas he's always bloody in, it has emerged.

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Have another dozen on us, says Cowell publicity team

TV News | Ed Williamson | 11th June 2013

The goons who keep Simon Cowell's publicity machine rumbling on like some sort of vast, unrelenting, Gulag-bound people-carrier tonight offered free eggs for anyone else who wants to do them a massive favour.

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Six pictures in which Ant and Dec are obviously on drugs

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 25th February 2013

Following the shock revelation in a Guardian interview that two rich, famous TV presenters who attend celebrity parties on a semi-regular basis have at some point in their lives taken drugs, we uncover the damning photographic evidence that confirms ... well, the same thing they said, really. Just go with it.

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Mr Selfridge: hey, an American said he'd be in our thing

TV Video | Ed Williamson | 22nd December 2012

An American! A real-life American! Do you think he'll call us "y'all" and take us to a rodeo show?

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Schofield to work off ITV McAlpine settlement

TV News | Ed Williamson | 4th December 2012

ITV has instructed Phillip Schofield that his actions in temporarily going batshit and handing a list of suspected paedophiles to the Prime Minister will not go unpunished. "The way we see it, the bugger owes us 125 grand," said a spokesman.

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