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8:30 in the morning is the perfect time for action movie trailers

Posted by Luke at 08:59 on 21 May 2012


I'm pretty sure in the first teaser trailer for Skyfall, James Bond punches a man and a building explodes. And that can only be a good thing.

Blogalongabond #16: Licence To Kill

Posted by Luke at 10:24 on 02 May 2012
Blogalongabond #16: Licence To Kill
The good news: our Licence To Kill Blogalongabond entry is only one day two days overdue, yay! The bad news: it is easily the worst piece of crap I have ever produced in my life - and that includes during the hazy few days after I tried to convince everyone 'Steakchoctoberfest' was a real festival, and had to be loaded onto a stretcher using a crane, like some sort of grotesque human pinata. Never again.

Don't worry, Bond has got security for the Olympics covered

Posted by Luke at 15:25 on 30 Apr 2012


Much safer than missiles, surely?

Blogalongabond #15: The Living Daylights

Posted by Luke at 09:00 on 09 Apr 2012
Blogalongabond #15: The Living Daylights
Yes yes, late to Blogalongabond again, but look: it's Easter, I've been eating chocolate for days, everything has brown smears on it and there are little bits of foil everywhere. You're lucky my eyelids can still open to cobble together this tribute to The Living Daylights from bits of other Bond games, so excuuuuse me if it seems a little crappy and rushed...

Blogalongabond #14: A View To A Kill

Posted by Luke at 12:00 on 24 Feb 2012
Blogalongabond #14: A View To A Kill
Can you believe our A View To A Kill Blogalongabond entry is on time? This is good news for two reasons: 1) I got to listen to the Duran Duran theme song earlier than usual, 2) I never have to listen to it ever again.

Blogalongabond #13: Octopussy

Posted by Luke at 23:55 on 06 Feb 2012
Blogalongabond #13: Octopussy
Every month our Blogalongabond entry gets later and later, yet we never get any more fashionable. Unless you consider shell suits the height of fashion - in which case could I borrow a match, my fashionable friend? I need to set fire to my copy of Octopussy.

Blogalongabond #12: For Your Eyes Only

Posted by Luke at 13:50 on 06 Jan 2012
Blogalongabond #12: For Your Eyes Only
Yes I know our For Your Eyes Only Blogalongabond entry is extremely late, and everyone else has moved on to Octopussy, but look: Christmas, New Year, numerous Bank holidays and chocolate comas - plus it's a leap year. It's very easy to get lost in space and time round about now. In my mind it's practically December still. 1995.

Blogalongabond #11: Moonraker

Posted by Luke at 09:30 on 02 Dec 2011
Blogalongabond #11: Moonraker
We finally throw our Bond hat into the Blogalongabond ring (albeit slightly late), with 'challenging' results. Dare you dice with death, disaster and disappointment in our unofficial Moonraker game: Moonfaker?

An unofficial James Bond Skyfall game what I made on my lunch

Posted by Luke at 13:45 on 04 Nov 2011
An unofficial James Bond Skyfall game what I made on my lunch
Only slightly less buggy than Battlefield 3!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND

Posted by Luke at 23:45 on 03 Nov 2011
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
Sony Pictures held a press conference in London today, to announce the title of the new James Bond movie. Then they told us some other details we haven't already known for months.
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