The good news: our Licence To Kill Blogalongabond entry is only one day two days overdue, yay! The bad news: it is easily the worst piece of crap I have ever produced in my life - and that includes during the hazy few days after I tried to convince everyone 'Steakchoctoberfest' was a real festival, and had to be loaded onto a stretcher using a crane, like some sort of grotesque human pinata. Never again.
Yes yes, late to Blogalongabond again, but look: it's Easter, I've been eating chocolate for days, everything has brown smears on it and there are little bits of foil everywhere. You're lucky my eyelids can still open to cobble together this tribute to The Living Daylights from bits of other Bond games, so excuuuuse me if it seems a little crappy and rushed...
Can you believe our A View To A Kill Blogalongabond entry is on time? This is good news for two reasons: 1) I got to listen to the Duran Duran theme song earlier than usual, 2) I never have to listen to it ever again.
Every month our Blogalongabond entry gets later and later, yet we never get any more fashionable. Unless you consider shell suits the height of fashion - in which case could I borrow a match, my fashionable friend? I need to set fire to my copy of Octopussy.
Yes I know our For Your Eyes Only Blogalongabond entry is extremely late, and everyone else has moved on to Octopussy, but look: Christmas, New Year, numerous Bank holidays and chocolate comas - plus it's a leap year. It's very easy to get lost in space and time round about now. In my mind it's practically December still. 1995.
We finally throw our Bond hat into the Blogalongabond ring (albeit slightly late), with 'challenging' results. Dare you dice with death, disaster and disappointment in our unofficial Moonraker game: Moonfaker?
Sony Pictures held a press conference in London today, to announce the title of the new James Bond movie. Then they told us some other details we haven't already known for months.