Justin Bieber

News, Reviews & Features
  • Srsly, Detachment credits?

    Movie Feature | Ed Williamson | 23rd December 2012

    Detachment: a dark, melancholic essay on America's crumbling public school system, encompassing themes of death, loneliness and parental abuse. Maybe he did some uncredited cinematography on it.

  • Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

    Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012

    To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.


    Movie News | Ali | 30th April 2011

    The perfect storm of terrible movie news, revealed.

  • Cinemapocalypse: the end is nigh

    Movie Feature | Matt | 17th February 2011

    This week sees the release of both Big Momma's House 3 and Justin Bieber's biopic Never Say Never, which means that this has to be the worst week in cinema since the Glen movie theatre disaster of 1929 which saw 71 people get crushed to death. It might even be worse than that. But is this just the result of unfortunate scheduling, or is it the final sign of an impending Moviegeddon?

  • Mixed-up movies #1

    Movie Feature | Matt | 16th February 2011

    A new feature focusing on those rare occasions when two very similar-sounding film projects are released at around the same time.

  • Justin Bieber biopic trailer here to inspire you (to suicide)

    Movie Feature | Ali | 26th October 2010

    Despite being scraped from the petri dish of pop mere months ago, Pedobear's favourite Canadian has his own biopic. It's like Michael Jackson's This Is It, only he's not dead. Yet. (*whistles innocently*)