Kristen Stewart

Quiz: On The Road poster quote or David Brent philosophy?

I'll admit, straight out of the gate: Jack Kerouac's On The Road is not one of the one-and-a-half books I have read. However, I don't think you need to be a 'reader' to recognise that the movie's poster quotes this far are frightfully pretentious and really quite naff. In fact, they could easily be confused with the words of homespun wisdom regularly dispensed by Wernham-Hogg regional manager, David Brent. Let's play a game!

Snow White vs Mirror Mirror: it's ON like Hans Christian AndersON

Armageddon and Deep Impact! Antz and A Bug's Life! No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits! Feature writers, prepare to roll out your old 'similar movies' articles, because there are two similar movies coming out! It's time for the Snow Whites to fight to the death, within the confines of a HTML table!

Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

So is this still about vampires, or...?

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

Do not want: Kristen Stewart to replace Angelina Jolie in Wanted 2

Kristen Stewart is allegedly being lined up to replace Angelina Jolie in the sequel to Wanted, despite me making this face upon hearing the news: ಠ_ಠ

New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.