Kristen Stewart

The Twilight posterface animated gif: My, haven't they grown?

No.

Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever

I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.

Review: On The Road

I don't know me too much 'bout no fancy book-learnin', but I do know you can get away with a lot more fannying about in a book than you can in a film. After watching On The Road I was left with the impression that Jack Kerouac's book, from which it was adapted and which I've never read, was probably a disjointed, stream-of-consciousness kind of affair, in which traditional notions of narrative structure matter less than the overall mood. Well, good for you, Jack (*tousles Kerouac's hair*). But this is a book that's long been thought unfilmable, and it's easy to see why.

Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project

Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.

Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind

Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?

The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.

Review: Snow White And The Huntsman

What's this, you say? A film about Snow White? A movie in which Kristen Stewart has to choose between two dudes? A movie in which Charlize Theron behaves like a complete lunatic? A movie in which Chris Hemsworth is a swarthy yet heroic warrior? Please, continue! How delightfully original! There hasn't been a movie like this for years! Seriously! Shit you guys! My sarcasm button is stuck! It's making it sooo difficult to write this review with any modicum of professionalism! Ugh!

Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring

Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.

Quiz: On The Road poster quote or David Brent philosophy?

I'll admit, straight out of the gate: Jack Kerouac's On The Road is not one of the one-and-a-half books I have read. However, I don't think you need to be a 'reader' to recognise that the movie's poster quotes this far are frightfully pretentious and really quite naff. In fact, they could easily be confused with the words of homespun wisdom regularly dispensed by Wernham-Hogg regional manager, David Brent. Let's play a game!

Snow White vs Mirror Mirror: it's ON like Hans Christian AndersON

Armageddon and Deep Impact! Antz and A Bug's Life! No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits! Feature writers, prepare to roll out your old 'similar movies' articles, because there are two similar movies coming out! It's time for the Snow Whites to fight to the death, within the confines of a HTML table!