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Snow White vs Mirror Mirror: it's ON like Hans Christian AndersON

Movie Feature | Ali | 17th November 2011

Armageddon and Deep Impact! Antz and A Bug's Life! No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits! Feature writers, prepare to roll out your old 'similar movies' articles, because there are two similar movies coming out! It's time for the Snow Whites to fight to the death, within the confines of a HTML table!

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Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

Movie Feature | Ali | 19th August 2011

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

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So is this still about vampires, or...?

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th June 2011

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

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I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Movie News | Ali | 2nd May 2011

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

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First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Movie News | Ali | 27th November 2010

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Movie News | Ali | 16th June 2010

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

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New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Movie Trailer | Ali | 25th April 2010

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

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Do not want: Kristen Stewart to replace Angelina Jolie in Wanted 2

Movie News | Ali | 23rd April 2010

Kristen Stewart is allegedly being lined up to replace Angelina Jolie in the sequel to Wanted, despite me making this face upon hearing the news: ಠ_ಠ

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Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Movie News | Ali | 24th March 2010

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.

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Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds

Movie News | Ali | 11th March 2010

"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.

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