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Official: All Mark Wahlberg trailers to feature 'How You Like Me Now'

Posted by Matt at 10:45 on 02 Apr 2012


Seth McFarlane's Ted trailer, courtesy of Funny Or Die.

Other terrible world events Mark Wahlberg wouldn't have let happen

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 23 Jan 2012
Other terrible world events Mark Wahlberg wouldn't have let happen
Mark Wahlberg has been in trouble recently for claiming he wouldn't have let the Twin Tower attacks happen if he'd been on the plane. His outspoken comments had us dare to dream just what other disasters Wahlberg would have stopped had he not been acting or rapping?

Six opponent suggestions for Mark Wahlberg in The Fighter 2

Posted by Matt at 07:00 on 17 Jan 2012
Six opponent suggestions for Mark Wahlberg in The Fighter 2
Ok, we know The Fighter 2 will actually feature Micky Ward's bouts against Arturo Gatti, but I'm just saying maybe they could think outside the box a little? I mean, I'm just spitballing here...

Mark Wahlberg wins at posterface

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 14 Dec 2011
Mark Wahlberg wins at posterface
The only stage direction he needs is 'Show as little emotion as you possibly can'. Camera ready? Let's shoot this poster!

If movie stars opened restaurants

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 30 Aug 2011
If movie stars opened restaurants
In frankly believable news, Mark Wahlberg and his brother Donnie have come up with the masterstroke of opening a fast food restaurant called 'Wahlburgers', presumably with Mark's name above the door and Donnie flipping burgers. They were going to call it 'Mark & Donnie's Delicious Beef Patties In Baps' until a wittier title was suggested.

DO NOT WANT.

Posted by Ali at 14:41 on 30 Apr 2011
DO NOT WANT.
The perfect storm of terrible movie news, revealed.

The 5 expressions of Mark Wahlberg

Posted by Matt at 16:19 on 04 Feb 2011
The 5 expressions of Mark Wahlberg
To celebrate the release of The Fighter in cinemas this week, here's a look at the acting talents of Marky Mark Wahlberg and his funky bunch of faces.

Review: The Fighter

Posted by Matt at 08:42 on 04 Feb 2011
The Fighter
Here's another chance to read Matt's review of The Fighter, as it's out today. Boxing puns!

With Marky Mark's abs on full display in almost every scene, and Christian Bale going all skinny for his art once again, it's easy to see which one is meant to be the titular fighter - or is it? After all, Bale's character is the one struggling with drug addiction throughout the whole film so maybe he is the metaphorical fighter? No, no, Marky Mark's wearing boxing gloves - it's definitely him.

Marky Mark to star in Uncharted

Posted by Ali at 22:01 on 24 Nov 2010
Marky Mark to star in Uncharted
Apparently Hollywood is ready to forgive Max Payne.

Today in Mark Wahlberg; The Crow remake plus new Fighter trailer

Posted by Ali at 21:58 on 19 Oct 2010
Today in Mark Wahlberg; The Crow remake plus new Fighter trailer
It's time for the latest update on everyone's favourite toehead Bostonian and his magical adventures in the world of cinema. Feel it!
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