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The Avengers bootleg DVD subtitles are inaccurate, hilarious

Movie Feature | Matt | 29th August 2012

Or should that be 'The Mega Fighters Of Earth'? Welcome to the hilarious world of Foreigners Translating The English Language Into English Subtitles And Somehow Getting It Horribly Wrong.

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The importance of taking regular toilet breaks while Avenging

Movie News | Ali | 8th May 2012

A photojournal on how vital it is to take regular toilet breaks, especially if you happen to be a superhero saving the world. It's like Nick Fury always says: "Go before we leave the Helicarrier."

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This is my favourite screen grab from The Avengers so far

Movie News | Ali | 12th April 2012

Click for bigger derp. Grabbed from the new Avengers clip.

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Marvel Avengers: a shambles

Movie News | Ali | 29th February 2012

As you may have already heard, Disney have decided in their infinite ~~idiocy~~ wisdom to change the title of The Avengers: from this point onwards, the film we used to be most excited about is named Marvel Avengers Assemble. I'm sure this makes sense in a parallel universe, but I can't for the life of me figure out how in this one.

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