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Review: Elizabeth Harvest brings a touch of class to the male wank fantasy

Movie Review | Luke Whiston | 16th July 2019

A few months ago I forced myself to watch Eli Roth's Knock Knock. It was a truly pathetic faux-apologetic excuse to show two young actresses naked, under the pretence it was all okay because they were getting revenge on shitty men. That's not to say I'm above looking at pointless nudity - I am a shitty man myself - but it has made me wary of how films are presented and my own sense of dismay when something turns out to be as grubby as you'd hoped it wouldn't be, even if a part of you secretly hoped it would be.

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One of these men is called Matthew Beard

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 8th March 2013

In a deliciously ironic twist, it's the one without a beard. Poster for new Thandie Newton drama Rogue via EW.com. Watch the trailer too if you must but don't lose sight of the beard joke.

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