Michael Bay

Review: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Though I've still not quite recovered from giving Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen four stars upon release – both from the kicking I got in the comments and the subsequent shock when I rewatched it in horror on DVD – I am still very much in the broad demographic targeted by Michael Bay and the Transformers franchise: people who like to see shit getting blown up. We are a proud, simple people.

Trailer/boner alert: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Revenge Of The Fallen be damned: I'm going to stop pretending I'm not excited about Transformers 3. IT HAS A GIANT ROBOT SNAKE IN IT. How could it possibly fail?

Transformers 3 title gets all Pink Floyd on us

The title for the third Transformers movie has been revealed, and it's a doozy: find out what it is, after the break. And hey, Megatron: leave those bots alone!

Freeze! Michael Bay: puppy police

Video of some Bosnian street urchin throwing live puppies into a river has caused outrage across the internet. They didn't reckon on one thing: Michael Bay. (*dons sunglasses, walks away from explosion*)

Transformers 3 casting update

Three new names have been added to the cast of the much-anticipated/dreaded Transformers threequel. And this is real casting, not people providing voices for more roboracist sidekicks.

Monster Squad to be remade

Another reason to kick Hollywood in the nards.

Transformers 3: The Real Cold War

Michael Bay' official website released some information today about the production of Transformers 3 which will thrill and astound you all.

Holmes and Transformers sequels filming soon

Sherlock Holmes 2 is being fast-tracked to start filming in June, and Transformers 3 will begin shooting in May despite not having a finished script yet. Because we all know how much better blockbuster sequels are when they're rushed.

Michael Bay directs underwear advert

People say to Michael Bay, "Hey asshole, your movies are just tits and explosions." Bay smiles, and replies, "Touche". Then he flexes his muscles and rides into the sunset on his Harley to the sounds of Linkin Park.

Megan Fox almost definitely being killed off in Transformers 3

Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!