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Haywire
Movie Review | Ali | 6th January 2012
Honestly, I question whether anyone involved is really taking Haywire completely seriously. This is Steven Soderbergh in experimentation mode; an auteur director making a stripped-down, amped-up action movie, just to see if he can. It features a stellar cast, all of whom are slumming it to some degree, except of course for MMA fighter and lead actress Gina Carano, whose best is – in the nicest way possible – still some way beneath everyone else's. I'd recommend you approach Haywire with a similar air of detachment – expect nothing less than a slick, short, snappy revenge flick and you won't be disappointed.
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Tease is served: Fox finally release full Prometheus trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 23rd December 2011
Following a week of pointless teaser trailers for the teaser trailer, 20th Century Fox have finally released the full trailer for Ridley Scott's Prometheus. So, you like teasing, huh? Well, two can play at that game.
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#LFF: Shame
Movie Review | Ali | 20th October 2011
My uptake of films from the London Film Festival has been pretty slow so far – curse you, day job! – but with Shame marking another notch on my metaphorical bedpost, I'm three for three for excellent movies so far. If I were a Radio 1 DJ, I might describe it as "a non-stop hit parade of massive club bangers", but I'm not, so I'll just say I've seen three cracking films in a row, and hooray for that.
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Trailer for Michael Fassbender's Shame, aka Sir Nobs-A-Lot
Movie Trailer | Ali | 16th October 2011
In X-Men: First Class his special ability was attracting metal; now in sex drama Shame, Michael Fassbender is a full-time fanny magnet.
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Prometheus looks... uhh... (*runs*)
Movie News | Ali | 26th July 2011
Amazing first official still from Ridley Scott's eagerly anticipated Alien prequel, starring the hottest cast in Hollywood and written by one of the most in-demand scribes in the business. Your hopes: lift them higher!
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Boffo corner: Trailer for David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method
Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st June 2011
Look at us, talking about serious films like a proper, respected publication. This time it's David Cronenberg's new film, A Dangerous Method. Don't worry, it has spanking in it too.
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5 things I learned from the X-Men: First Class press conference
Movie Feature | Matt | 1st June 2011
Last week I was afforded the opportunity to attend the X-Men: First Class press conference, allowing me to go eyeball-to-eyeball with all the stars: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Kevin Bacon, Lenny Kravitz's daughter and the guy who makes tornados come out of his hands that can't really speak much English.
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X-Men: First Class
Movie Review | Matt | 25th May 2011
With Brett ‘The Hitman’ Ratner killing off half the characters in X-Men: The Last Stand, it’s no surprise that the franchise had to be rebooted, but do we really need to see a Bash Street Kids version of the mutant superheroes? And what can it tell us that we don’t already know? Well, how about the fact that Magneto used to be a globe-trotting Bond-a-like and Xavier was a beer-chugging ladies man? Admit it, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart suddenly seem much more interesting…
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X-Men First Class: a guide to sitting
Movie Feature | Ali | 17th May 2011
Worried X-Men: First Class might be too exciting? Let Professor Xavier and his mutant brethren show you how to relax in style.
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X-Men: First Class gets a couple of second class posters
Movie News | Ali | 2nd March 2011
Before he was Professor X... he was Charles. Before he was Magneto... he was Erik. Before they release the proper X-Men: First Class poster... we get this bunch of arse instead.
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