Monkeys
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12 Monkeys is radical departure from Buzzfeed feature that inspired it
TV News | Ed Williamson | 24th February 2015
This trailer suggests the TV show deviates wildly from the classic Buzzfeed list article so beloved by millions of share-hungry fans. First the whole Seven Samurai debacle and now this.
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The 10 dumbest things about Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Movie Feature | Luke | 2nd September 2011
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes dragged its knuckles into cinemas a few weeks ago, meeting with almost universal acclaim. And rightly so, it's a lot of fun. But just because a movie is good doesn't mean it can't be as dumb as a pile of sticks, with plot holes big enough to float the Titanic through. In 3D.
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New Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes poster is, er, good question
Movie News | Luke | 24th June 2011
Just what the world needed - another hilariously shitty movie poster. This one does have angry apes throwing 'black power' salutes in front a burning city whilst helicopter gunships circle overhead, though.
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Apes up-side your head, say apes upside your head...
Movie Trailer | Luke | 3rd June 2011
Looks like things are getting a bit hairy for humankind in this first full theatrical trailer for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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Watch 5 seconds of Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Movie News | Luke | 12th April 2011
First footage of Rise of the Planet of the Apes is shorter than a chimp's cock. Also more of a tech demo.
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Top 10 Movie Monkeys
Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd April 2007
Monkeys - they're like us in so many ways. They share 99.9% of our genes, star in television commercials and sleep with Michael Jackson. Maybe that crackpot Charles Darwin was onto something after all. Just like their more evolved human brethren, primates just love the limelight and are frequently seen monkeying around on-scr...
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