Movie News Round-up

Movie news round-up: Liam Neeson, Lionel Messi and Juno Temple

Has there been some sort of major film festival on this week? Because honestly, you wouldn't be able to tell from my Twitter feed. If only I knew what all those film journalists were doing!

Movie news round-up: Brucey, Busey, Marion and Cameron

This week's movie news round-up was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Far from enhance the experience, it made it really hard to put together: they kept laughing at my typos.

Movie news round-up: Bank holiday boredom edition

Don't pretend you've got anything better to do than read this. What are you going to do, watch daytime television? I DOUBLE dare you.

Movie news round-up: Hobbit haters, Bond baiters and bloody benders

This week's news round-up has more shit sequel stories than I'd care to include, but hey, don't blame me: I report the news, I don't make the news. (Expect the news that I make up because I'm bored).

Movie news round-up: Lobo, Leo, Les Mis and a lorra, lorra LOLs

This week's movie news round-up contains a secret code. Every individual news item contains a key word; find them all and you'll unlock the secret. How exciting! Oh, wait. I took them all out. Never mind.

Movie news round-up: Sinning, Counselling and Bat Sensuality

All the big-hitters make an appearance this week: The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, The Avengers and, um, Machete Kills; a sequel to the movie based on a trailer based on a fake movie. Can this be fake too?

Movie news round-up: Raging Bullshit, Hulk and The Apocalypse

This week's movie news round-up is brought to you in the middle of a chocolate binge. You're lucky my eggy fingers can even pick out individual keys on the keyboard. (*thick brown vomit*)

Movie news round-up: Star Wars, Lego Batmen and holding weiners

Still in desperate need of a jingle, it's the movie news round-up! You'll be happy to hear I didn't enjoy one ray of sunshine while I was writing this. Now it's done? ICE CREAM MAN, ICE CREAM MAN!

Movie news round-up: dirty bastards, filthy skanks and wettest c**ts

I'm turning this feature on its head this week, by writing this bit first instead of last. You may notice by the end of this sentence that this really has no effect on the content of this post. As you were.

Movie news round-up: Bond baddies, bin babies and begorrah!

Ali is away this weekend, so I've been tasked with trying to fill his spacious shoes - a job made nigh-on impossible thanks to nothing remotely interesting happening in the world of movies recently. At least it'll be difficult to get a knot in these velcro straps.