Movie News Round-up
News, Reviews, Features, Trailers & Rants...
Posted by
Ali at 20:19 on 20 May 2012
Has there been some sort of major film festival on this week? Because honestly, you wouldn't be able to tell from my Twitter feed. If only I knew what all those film journalists were doing!
Posted by
Ali at 14:40 on 13 May 2012
This week's movie news round-up was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Far from enhance the experience, it made it really hard to put together: they kept laughing at my typos.
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 07 May 2012
Don't pretend you've got anything better to do than read this. What are you going to do, watch daytime television? I DOUBLE dare you.
Posted by
Ali at 21:00 on 29 Apr 2012
This week's news round-up has more shit sequel stories than I'd care to include, but hey, don't blame me: I report the news, I don't make the news. (Expect the news that I make up because I'm bored).
Posted by
Ali at 17:00 on 22 Apr 2012
This week's movie news round-up contains a secret code. Every individual news item contains a key word; find them all and you'll unlock the secret. How exciting! Oh, wait. I took them all out. Never mind.
Posted by
Ali at 21:20 on 15 Apr 2012
All the big-hitters make an appearance this week: The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, The Avengers and, um, Machete Kills; a sequel to the movie based on a trailer based on a fake movie. Can this be fake too?
Posted by
Ali at 11:30 on 08 Apr 2012
This week's movie news round-up is brought to you in the middle of a chocolate binge. You're lucky my eggy fingers can even pick out individual keys on the keyboard. (*thick brown vomit*)
Posted by
Ali at 17:40 on 01 Apr 2012
Still in desperate need of a jingle, it's the movie news round-up! You'll be happy to hear I didn't enjoy one ray of sunshine while I was writing this. Now it's done? ICE CREAM MAN, ICE CREAM MAN!
Posted by
Ali at 10:40 on 25 Mar 2012
I'm turning this feature on its head this week, by writing this bit first instead of last. You may notice by the end of this sentence that this really has no effect on the content of this post. As you were.
Posted by
Luke at 23:29 on 18 Mar 2012
Ali is away this weekend, so I've been tasked with trying to fill his spacious shoes - a job made nigh-on impossible thanks to nothing remotely interesting happening in the world of movies recently. At least it'll be difficult to get a knot in these velcro straps.