Movie Poster Round-up
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Movie poster round-up: flying swords, 3D spiders and several psychos
Movie News | Luke | 19th August 2012
This week's movie poster round-up features one of the best posters for anything ever. I wasn't even sent it by a PR rep - stole it from another site who expressed a similar sentiment, and I don't even care because you really have to see it. Anyway I put it first so as not to waste your time. What are you waiting for? Click! Click!
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Movie poster round-up: keepers, countdowns and communism
Movie News | Luke | 12th August 2012
It's fitting that on the closing day of the Olympics we should set a record of our own: fourteen posters covered in the weekly poster round-up, with a sarcastic joke for each - a personal best! Eat your heart out, Jim Davidson. No seriously please literally do that, it would be an amazing sight.
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Movie poster round-up: Judgment, Django and Jesus Stallone
Movie News | Luke | 5th August 2012
It is a fallow period for movie news, which is why this week's movie poster round-up may seem a bit more light than usual. It has nothing at all to do needing an early night after tiring my arms out by putting too much water in the kettle.
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Movie poster round-up: surfboards, lifeboats and bedside manners
Movie News | Luke | 30th July 2012
Before you click into this week's movie poster round-up, please be warned one of them contains a very rude picture of a lady boob, with nipple and everything. So don't click if you're at work. Although if you got here via a google search for, say "how to fix Microsoft Outlook error code 0x800CCC0F", then it's already in your cache and IT have been alerted. So might as well have a peek, eh?
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Movie poster round-up: spunk heists, removal men and weird winners
Movie News | Luke | 14th July 2012
This week is a notable one in the history of movie poster releases, due to an astonishing TWENTY THREE character posters for Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 literally rearing their ugly heads. And did we feature a single one? Get tae fuck!
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Movie poster round-up: Compliance, Detachment and sexy death threats
Movie News | Luke | 8th July 2012
Hi. This week is a good week for movie posters, especially if you like big hulking things, ridiculous muscles, mumbly-voiced heroes and old dudes strutting their stuff - and that's just The Expendables 2.
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Movie poster round-up: goats, bears and ROBOT SLAVES
Movie News | Luke | 1st July 2012
This week's movie poster round-up comes at the end of a scorching hot weekend, where the only thing of note I achieved was sitting through James Purefoy-starring historical misery bollocks Ironclad. And yes, I laughed when the epilogue revealed one of the main characters died from dysentery.
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Movie poster round-up: Total Recall, Taken 2 and Turtle Power
Movie News | Luke | 23rd June 2012
This week was a bumper week for movie poster releases. Which is a shame because I only had time to write sarcastic nonsense about half a dozen or so.
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Movie poster round-up: reboots, disasters and slapping my pitch up
Movie News | Luke | 17th June 2012
Before we begin this week's poster round-up, TheShiznit.co.uk would like to issue an apology. Yesterday, in lieu of anything interesting or insightful to say, one of our number saw fit to post a topless picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. We would like to assure our readers we are staunch supporters of women's rights, and are against the objectification of women in the media. Hopefully this sordid incident has not skewed your view of our website. You are all beautiful and unique flowers. Thank you.
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Movie poster round-up: circles, strippers and soldiers
Movie News | Luke | 2nd June 2012
This week's movie poster round-up was written over the course of a day that will go down in infamy as 'that day Luke ate more sausage rolls than is medically advisable and sat there clutching his chest for a bit'. Also the site crashed and deleted part of it. Oops.
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