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I just now got round to watching Piranha 3DD so here are some notes

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 25th May 2015

Tonight was one of those nights where there was literally nothing on so you go, look, we can either watch Alan Carr do fake-laughs about cheap alcohol with someone from TOWIE or we can watch Piranha 3DD. I wish somehow I could have closed my eyes and synergised the two together so I could have watched Alan Carr being eaten by angry fish. Here are my notes on Piranha 3DD which are only three years late.

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An unfortunate photo juxtaposition

Movie Feature | Ali | 18th September 2012

Something something 'Rolling In The Deep'. (*cough*)

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Piranha 3DD trailer: double the durr

Movie Trailer | Ali | 1st March 2012

So you can bring Ving Rhames back from the dead, but you can't reanimate Kelly Brook back into a bikini? I'm starting to doubt whether or not I can take this killer piranha movie seriously at all.

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Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Movie News | Ali | 31st December 2011

Oscar-hopeful Piranha 3DD has had its theatrical release canned and is heading straight to DVD, which is terrible news for lovers of trashy horror films but great news for people who hate getting boners in public.

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Piranha 3dd

I just now got round to watching Piranha 3DD so here are some notes

An unfortunate photo juxtaposition

Piranha 3DD trailer: double the durr

Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Review: Jackass Forever is a healing balm for our bee-stung ballsack world

Movie Review

Review: Black Widow adds shades of grey to the most interesting Avenger

Movie Review

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Movie Review

Review: The Creator is high-end, low-tech sci-fi with middling ambitions

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Review: The Devil All The Time explores the root of good ol' American evil

Movie Review

Review: I'm Thinking Of Ending Things is Kaufman at his most alienating

Movie Review

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Movie Review

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