Pirates

News, Reviews & Features
  • Trailer ahoy! Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Movie Trailer | Ali | 13th December 2010

    Pirates! Mermaids! Zombies! Lovejoy! Truly, the trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has it all. There's even a nob joke!

  • Penelope Cruz will make a sexy Pirate

    Movie News | Ali | 11th February 2010

    The Pirates Of The Caribbean series is set to go on a CRUZ with news that sexy Spanish siren Penelope Cruz will join the cast! CRUZ that girl? It's Penelope Cruz! Time to go on CRUZ control! Hahaha! Right guys?

  • Top 5 lamest anti-piracy adverts

    Movie Feature | Matt | 13th January 2010

    Anti-piracy adverts are easily the most redundant aspect of the movie-watching experience, a tiresome side-effect we have grown to resent ever since we were told to "check whether this videocassette carries a genuine label hologram." But wouldn't that mean ejecting it?

  • Depp to jump ship on Pirates 4?

    Movie News | Matt | 21st September 2009

    Johnny Depp looks set to say 'yo ho...no' to the proposed fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie after news that Disney Chairman Dick Cook has had to stand down/been fired/been made to walk the plank. More forced pirate-related metaphors after the jump.

  • Pirates 4 gets name, release date

    Movie News | Ali | 12th September 2009

    Arr, I spy a cash cow ripe fer milkin' on the horizon, matey! The fourth instalment of the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise is setting sail, with a new subtitle, a release date and a possible storyline. Imagine!

  • Spielberg! Crichton! Pirates! Y'arrr!

    Movie News | Ali | 27th August 2009

    Steven Spielberg is thought to be interested in bringing one of Michael Crichton's unfinished books to the big screen. Here's the hook: it's about pirates. Throw in some dinosaurs and you got a film goin'!

  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End

    Movie Review | Ali | 20th June 2007

    The first Pirates movie - launched into choppy waters way back in 2003 - was an accidental success. Based on a Disney theme park ride and setting sail with very little fanfare, it nonetheless blew the summer blockbusters out of the water. Last year's sequel, Dead Man's Chest, took the plunge with slightly more in the way of pu...

  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Movie Review | Ali | 11th July 2006

    The original Pirates of the Caribbean was a true gem back in 2003; a movie based on a Disney themepark ride ended up being the big attraction of the summer, the humungous box office takings clearing the waters for not one, but two sequels. Its success was in no small part down to one Jonathan Depp III as Jack... sorry, Captain ...